Funny Chicken Coffee Mug - I Don't Fart. I Just Whisper In My Pants. Sometimes It Screams.

MORNING COFFEE CUP: Start your day off right with dark coffee and some motivational encouragement printed on either side of the mug, so you can see it and the rest of the world can too. Wake up with your morning coffee and a complement. Start off the day with a dose of caffeine in the AM.

MAKE SOMEONE SMILE GIFT: Give it to your mom, dad, daughter, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend for her birthday, his graduation, or any other occasion where gifts and a happy little chuckle are appropriate. Make someone you love smile every time they have a hot beverage. Remind them that you love them, but not in that sappy best dad ever kind of way. Black text on clean white ceramic makes for a clear message.

STURDY CERAMIC: Our classic white ceramic mug is built to stand up to the daily use we know a well-loved mug receives. Plus it's dishwasher and microwave safe because anyone using this mug is too awesome to spend time washing dishes or waiting for water to boil on the stove.

SCRATCH RESISTANT PRINT: We use the finest ceramic and our images are imprinted using a Dye Sublimation process that makes the print a part of the mug.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEE: If our inspirational quote or design doesn't make you or someone you know smile (or the mug breaks or is damaged in shipping etc. etc.) we'll refund you. Why? Because you're awesome.

11-OUNCE MUG DESIGN: A standard sized mug that will allow you to fuel up on your morning cup of Joe!

DYE SUBLIMATION PRINT: Printing process with high heat transfer that makes for a near permanent finish on the Ceramic Mug.

THE FUNNY GIFT IDEA: This design is made to make someone you care about smile, the world we live in today definitely needs more SMILES.

ABOUT US: Dave's Rustic Decor & More is a US Based Family Owned Company. The Ceramic Mugs are Imported, then we Design, Print, & Package them here in the USA.

DESIGNS PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES: Two sided prints on every mug we sell.

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