BigMouth Inc Toilet Mug - Funny Novelty Coffee Cup for Men and Women - Hilarious Gag Gift for Holidays and Birthdays - 12 Oz Ceramic Mug

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• One Funny Mug For All Your Brews & Snacks: Much like your intestines after too many slices of late-night pizza, these novelty coffee mugs can hold 12 oz of any brown liquid and double as a bowl to eat ice cream, candy, or even cereal.
• Flush Away Boredom With The Most Epic Coffee Mug: Enjoy your brew from a toilet-shaped cup that is sure to have you running to the human-sized toilet once you drink the last sip. Can you think of a better way to start your morning?
• Not All Cool Mugs Are Made Equal: Unlike other low-quality funny coffee mugs that can't pass the test of time, our toilet cup is crafted with durable ceramic materials to house your morning cup of joe for years!
• Sip Happens: A must-have gag gift for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a birthday gift, Christmas gift, retirement gift, going away present, or holiday gift, our funny coffee mug will steal the show for two reasons: number one, and number two!
• The Perfect Gift For Everyone: Watch even the grumpiest morning faces crack into smiles! Surprise your coffee-drinking buddies, co-workers, or roommates on any special occasion and shake up their morning routine.